I was a doctor
Most of america dressed up last monday (the one before the one yesterday) for an event known to many as Halloween. I on the other hand was not aware of this event, but as it turns out it saved me from charges of impersonating a doctor.
Now that I think about it, my plan to get free tongue depressors was pretty thin as it was.
I missed the parade (work) but Rocketboom attended and it was great.